Double Fun

Boston is right about living off campus. Finally, we have the ability to determine the fate of our college's social scene. As the masters of drinking, bouging, scum-bagging, and babe hunting, we have creatively turned this school into a legitamate party place. Now, dont get me wrong, I still have higher expecatations. In order to have a successful weekend, there are a couple key ingredients: a good party venue, a sufficient amount of alcohol, an even distribution of males and females (preferably more females, good looking ones especially), a positive and motivated party mentality, and as little contact with the authorities as possible. This weekend covered most of those steps, ergo we had a good time. As Boston said, there were some minor confrontations, but necessary ones at that. Just a little advice for all you out there who have never hosted a college social event; you should always respect the people that provide you with beer, babes, and a place to drink. For the love of god is that too much to ask? Also, if you're a goofy white guy with a New England accent and say that you're from Compton, you really need to shape up or ship out. Anyways, I had a bouge (cigarette) and everything was great. Speaking of bouge, I might enjoy a bouge right now, although I fear that it may revitalize my hangover. Well, all I can say is five days until another weekend of sin, I cant wait. God Bless the Eagles and go Bates squash.